Furi, villula vestra non ad Austri
flatus opposita est neque ad Favoni
nec saevi Boreae aut Apheliotae,
verum ad milia quindecim et ducentos.
o ventum horribilem atque pestilentem!
(Gaius Valerius Catullus, Verona, c 84 BC - Rome, c 54 BC)
(Your nice bijou cottage in the country,
Furius, stands exposed to draughts from neither
south, east, west, nor savage north: instead it's
faced with an overdraft of fifteen hundred
plus - a wind most vile and pestilential!)
(Translation by Peter Green, The Poems of Catullus, University of California Press)